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The Miscellaneous Life of Ashley M. Poland
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- 2012
- May
- April
- When a Fat Woman Starts a Food Diary
- Homemade Laundry Detergent: Testing & Conclusions
- Creating Adventures
- Briefly: Weather Preparedness
- There is No Right Answer
- On the Topic of Miles' EC Evaluation
- Writing Software, Personal Preference, & Experimentation
- All Your Breasts Are Belong --
- How Planned Parenthood Changed My Views on Planned Parenthood
- What Breastfeeding Isn't
- March
- February
- Awesomesauce on the Internet: February 25th
- Feminism, Technology, and Chance Encounters with Men's Rights Activism
- Adventures in Standing Desks & Dumpster Diving
- Who Needs Classic Beauty When We Have Photoshop?
- Why I Took Pictures While Breastfeeding My Son
- On the Topic of Crusading for Other People's Children
- Worth Noting: Childhood Curiosity = Broken Stuff
- Boycotts, with a Side of Self-Righteousness
- January
- 2011
- December
- November
- October
- Adventures in Potty Training
- NaNoWriMo Prep Post #3: Stay Motivated
- Amended Opinion: yWriter
- NaNoWriMo Prep Post #2: All About Writing Software
- Liebster Blog Award: 5+1 Awesome Blogs
- NaNoWriMo Prep Post #1: Keeping Track of the Plot
- Storytelling, Happy Endings, and Star Wars
- Wordless Wednesday: Paint, Momma!
- Intermission: Working At Home
- About Weight, Protagonists, and Doing it Right
- Pretty Girls Don't Eat
- More Offbeat Than Thou
- Wordless Wednesday: I Make My Child Do My Dirty Work
- These Are My Confessions
- September
- Babbling about Linux Distributions and My Netbook
- Wordless Wednesday: Gandalf Pictures
- Suspicious Google Searches in the Name of Art. (Bonus: I ramble about character relationships.)
- Why Fanfiction Writers Will Inherit the Industry
- Ruminating on Temporary Single Parenthood
- Introspection at 1AM: A Tumblr Screenshot
- Your Fandom is Your Family
- Reflecting on 9/11
- Wordless Wednesday; Message on a Coffee Mug
- Audience Participation Time: Non-Parental Discipline
- Gender Stereotypes & Internal Monologue
- The Problem with "You Chose to Have Kids."
- August
- July
- On the Topic of Death, Mourning, and One-upmanship
- Parenting TMI: Sometimes Children Vomit
- Task Management for Losers
- E-Book Pricing, from a Totally Amateur Standpoint
- Live, Let Live, and Lay Off the Judgement.
- Please Kindly Shut the Fuck Up.
- Prologue + Chapter One Preview of DREAMING OF EDEN
- Opinions of Breastfeeding (and Other Feeding Choices)
- The Problem with Limited Perspective
- Discipline & Power
- I Just Can't Quit My Trunk Novel
- June
- Teenagers (Also) Aren't Assholes
- Wordless Wednesday: Things That Happened at the Laundromat
- Sleep and Daily Routines
- Toddlers, Food, and Trust
- Wordy Wednesday: Convertible Dress Attempt #1
- Prioritizing Creativity
- Selling Food Shame
- The "Developmentally Normal" Code
- A Minor Change, introduced with way too much fanfare
- Wherein Ashley Makes Excuses
- The Big Move Story
- May
- Verdict on the DivaCup
- On Using the Potty, but Not Really Training
- Wordless Wednesday: Pre-Bedtime Snuggle Time
- Coming This Week: Finished Drafts, Potty Using, & Family Photos
- So, a Mom walks into a sex shop...
- The Moving Post!
- Wordless Wednesday: It's Okay to be Takei
- Weaning: A Lot Like Breaking Up
- Little Trips Down Memory Lane, and How They Can Totally Suck
- It's Okay to Bend
- The Most Anti-Person Bullshit I've Ever Read: On Marital Rape
- April
- Mindfully Fat
- Fat as Punchline and Punishment
- Congrats, Media Machine: We Still Remember Our Place
- Preliminary Thoughts on the Diva Cup
- I Will Be a Zombie, Just FYI.
- A History of Apartment Dwelling
- Fluff. ♥
- Lets have a talk about English, y'all.
- Local Businesses are Listening, and that is AWESOME.
- Please, Don't Change for Anyone but Yourself.
- Gratuitous Video Post!
- Wordless Wednesday: DIY Shirts FTW!
- The AMP Manifesto
- Children Aren't Really Assholes
- Questionable Media Exposure -- How Much is Too Much?
- March
- Happy Birthday, Andy!
- Minor Maintenance Note
- Totally Verbose Wednesday: I Would Not Spend My Night Off Any Other Way
- You Gotta Look Past That Cover
- I am Selfish
- Not Gone~!
- Wordless Wednesday: Second Birthday Pictures
- Decluttering My (Internet) Life
- Happy Second Birthday, Miles!
- Whew!
- Not At All Wordless Wednesday: Editing
- Discombobulated
- A Note on Family
- Wordless Wednesday: Receiving Blankets as Diapers
- Nursing in Public: Boobs at Church
- February
- Give That Mom Some Credit
- Tracking a Period, when fertility isn't a concern.
- I kept my cool, just once.
- Planned Parenthood Gets Boned
- Music Post!
- On Gender, Neutrality, and Flinching
- A Moment on Terminology
- Relearning about Food
- On Being Fat
- When Your Body Lies
- A Television-Free Life
- Music Time!
- Cracked Takes a (Small) Shot at Nestle
- Not-Quite-Wordless Wednesday: Pregnancy 2008
- I Had a Phase
- January
- Cloth Diaper Discovery: Flats
- Sleep Habits, Redux
- Dirty Hippie Habits I Swear By
- If you ever wondered
- Completed the first draft of my second novel
- Which one of these is not like others?
- A Moment to Reflect
- Dear CafeMom: LOL
- It Kinda Really Does Take a Village
- Formula Branding & Baby-Friendly Hospitals
- And another birthday comes...!
- Witnessing Emotion
- And the list gets longer...
- What you say with your questions
- Travel, OMFG
- My child just might have a talent that'll get him killed.
- A Bit of a Birth Recollection
- How Do We Challenge Obscenity?
- Your Placenta's Big Break!
- Breastfeeding! Facebook! Fuck Yeah!
- 2010
- December
- Happy (Almost) New Year!
- My Kid Screams in Public -- the Horror!
- Writing in Retrospect, and Planning for the Future
- Confidence and Organized Friendship
- I sometimes fail; I can pick myself back up.
- In Recap: All the Things I Love (or Don't) About Cloth Diapers
- A Little Bit of Fail
- Breastfeeding Advocacy & Twitter: Is It Worth It?
- Enthusiasm
- The Nightmare Situations: Rashes, Yeast, Buildup, and More
- Holidays, Preparedness, and Staying Calm
- Washing Your Diapers: Not Quite So Easy as it Sounds
- Options: the Styles, the Brands, and -- God Help Us -- the Lingo
- Getting Started: Preferrably Without Breaking the Bank
- Talking about EVERY Mom
- Because Players Can Be Such Bastards
- Ah, a 2010: Entitlement, with a hint of Resentment...
- A Skinny Girl with Chocolate?
- Don't Ruin a Good Thing with Jackassery!
- Inventing the World through Words
- Wordless Wednesday: Too Busy for Words
- November
- On the Road. Again.
- Victory, Mixed with Some Sadness
- Adoption is Awesome.
- Breastfeeding, Being Nice, and Baby Bunnies
- Living La Vida Farmville: Week 1
- Okay, I Gotta Rant
- Raising My Son with Wonder, Kindness, and Faith
- Living la Vida Farmville: Day 3
- Living la Vida Farmville: Day 2
- Living la Vida Farmville: Day 1
- Lazy Post is Lazy
- The Motherly Art of Getting Clean... Sometimes
- One Little Change at a Time
- Word Processing.
- Okay, Seeking Help.
- Oh, NaNoWriMo
- This is Why I Prefer My Sites to be DIY.
- Snack time -- with art!
- Musing, and the Moments We Remember
- How do we remember parents?
- October
- Liar!
- Computer Maintenance: the Ultimate Time-Waster
- Of Lame Sauce, and Man Sauce
- 10/22/2010: 1 Year of Marriage, with 4 Years Experience. ♥
- LunaPads = ♥
- A Mother's Time
- Just Sort of an InfoDump.
- Pass.
- A bit of Meme-y Goodness
- The Family
- Judgment. It's a Problem.
- Ummm, Hello People at Similac?
- Excuses, Excuses. Whoops.
- In Happier News
- We Interrupt our Regularly Scheduled Program
- From Scratch! Wordless Wednesday: Bread Machine Recipes Gone Right. ♥
- From Scratch! Creamy White Sauce for Noodles
- From Scratch! Syrup
- Selling Breastfeeding
- September
- Devaluing Motherhood
- Wherein Ashley Debates a Gym
- Lazy Mom!
- Commenting and Recollections on the Internet
- Prescriptions for Formula?
- F- You, Muses.
- Holy OMFG, Storm.
- Wordless Wednesday: It's always Mom behind the camera.
- Pass.
- My Every-Day Life
- We Return!
- On Vacation until 09/17/2010
- Sing some Kumbaya Already, Ladies.
- Similac and Breastfeeding: an E-mail.
- Breastfeeding for the Other Working Mom
- August
- And fanfiction writers will inherit the industry…
- I Want Your Favorite Breastfeeding Story!
- Best Husband Ever
- Wordless Wednesday: On a Warm Summer Afternoon
- Normalizing Breastfeeding
- Ever-Evasive Inspiration
- Sneaky Little Ex-Cosleepers.
- I Refuse to Accept a Right or Wrong Here.
- WTF, world?
- Equilibrium
- FuzziBunz Cloth Pads & Instead Softcups
- Oops.
- 100% Epic Fail, PreggNet
- Unremarkable in Print
- (Mostly) Wordless Wednesday: Pasta Made Easier
- A Weird Moment in Toddler Nursing
- Nurturing the Budding Artist... or Competitive Eater
- Wordless Wednesday: I Tried to Make Cloth Diapers, with Mixed Success.
- No Greater Drama than Crying-It-Out
- Breastfeeding: Totally Awesome
- July
- It's Birthday Season!
- Wordless Wednesday: in 2007 I Turned 21.
- Inflammatory Language to Make my Point
- When Cosleeping Ends
- I Write Like
- Taking a Day
- Wordless Wednesday: We Were Married on October 22nd.
- The Great Laptop Repair
- Advertisement Bullshit: Huggies & Fitness
- I Lack Impulse Control When I Don't Sleep
- Wordless Wednesday: The Playroom Office
- Bringing it Back Together
- Moving Your Perspective
- June
- May
- April
- March
- February
- January
- December
- 2009
- 2008
- 2012
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